HAPPY HOLIDAYS * SQL CODE *
set pages 1000
select decode
( sign(floor(Mx.MaxWidth /2)-rownum)
, 1
, lpad( ' ', floor(Mx.MaxWidth /2)-(rownum-1)) || rpad( '*', 2*(rownum-1)+1, ' *')
, lpad( '* * *', floor(Mx.MaxWidth/2)+3)
) as "!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS !!!"
from all_tables, (select 60 as MaxWidth from dual) Mx
where rownum < floor(Mx.MaxWidth /2) + 6;